TINY INTERNET
GREMLINS
FOR HIRE.
Small automated tools that do one job really well for a specific type of person. No dashboards. No bloat. No VC money. Just gremlins — released into the world, one drop at a time.
Writes MLS-ready property listing descriptions in seconds. Pick your tone, fill in the details, copy the result. No more blank page paralysis.
Two tools in one tab. Calculate your real profit after every fee. Write product descriptions that actually make people click buy.
Another gremlin is being assembled. It will automate something very specific for a very specific type of person. In a good way. Probably.
I'm a goth nerd from the Dominican Republic who builds tiny automated tools and releases them into the internet like little gremlins.
I love robotics, automation, weird internet tech, dark aesthetics, and the early internet when websites were genuinely unhinged.
No team. No investors. No roadmap deck.
Just weird little softwares that solve real problems for real people — built by one human who refuses to make it corporate.
One gremlin. One job. No feature creep. No bloated dashboards. If it tries to do everything, it does nothing well.
Built for real people with real problems. Not for investors. Not for press releases.
Weird is good. The best tools feel like they were made by someone who actually cared, not a committee.
Each drop is a new gremlin. Different audience. Different problem. Same energy.
If you have a repetitive task that could be automated for a specific type of business,
I might build it. Every gremlin started as someone saying "I wish there was a tool for this."